When your child comes downstairs and hour and a half after being put to bed, the first thing you must do is check her body for lotion. Then check her face for mascara. Then check your bathroom for collateral damage, and cry. Finally, yell at your husband for sleeping through the entire thing. Bonus tip: […]
Send me vintage photos of myself in grade school. Then, send bourbon. Thanks, Nicole, for sending this over on this lovely Friday afternoon. Oy. And for all of you that think I’m lying when I claim I was a huge child, check out the class picture. Yup, that’s me. Center back, with the KC Royals […]
Dear Two and Three Quarters, How are you feeling today? Tired? I can imagine, as you’ve now decided to get out of your bed twice each night to go potty, then sit on the toilet for 15 minutes laughing about “how the pee pee won’t come out.” Yeah, you know why it won’t come out? […]
If you are thinking of buying a house, make sure the bathroom grout isn’t leaking water through the old-school non-waterproof drywall, least you find your house leaking shower water through the exterior siding due to a poorly constructed bathroom. Yay! Home ownership is most awesome!
– Brunch with Mikayla – Afternoon nap – Work on the laptop in bed – Walk to the park, stop and look at every flower bud on the way – Kiss a boo boo at the playground – Watch Lucy make best friends with kids she’s known for two minutes – Teach Lucy how to […]
