And she didn’t even barf
Yesterday I learned two things about my dog.
Number One: Molly hates leaves. She hates everything about them. She hates how they crunch underneath her paws. She hates how they obstruct her view of squirrels. She hates how they leave no clean spot of grass on which to relieve herself. Now when we go on our walks, she frantically jumps from spot to spot of leafless concrete, and looks back at me as if to say, “Seriously, what the FUCK is up with these leaves?! Get a rake woman!”
Number Two: Molly’s internal organs can digest absolutely ANYTHING. Inluded are chocolate cake, fruit snacks, charcoal, kittens and liquid drano. Yesterday, after we caught her drinking a gallon of water out of our toliet which had been freshly treated with drano, I sat up half the night waiting for her to go into convultions. She snored a bit, but other than that no strange side-effects. Fucking dog.
Oh my dear lord. Kittens? Glad to have ya back Meg.
The big day is here….Hojo and I are VERY excited and we are headed out right now….see ya in a few! CONGRATS and best wishes today and always…and all that junk! 🙂
Love you-
Mara and Hojo