And it all came crashing down

The e-mail.

At work.

Has gone crazy.

The last two days have been filled with busy signals, undeliverable e-mails and me, in the corner, ripping out my hair and foaming at the mouth. I think that the Internet is mad at me for having a blog when I know close to abso-FUCKING-lutely NOTHING about technology. It’s striking back, I tell you! AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Seriously, we’re all starting to get loopy around here. That is never good.

Help me.