All I Need to Know, I Learned from Facebook Quotes

“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” – Herm Albright

“I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I’d think, no, actually I’m a giraffe.” – Richard Gere

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” – Mae West

“There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.” – Salvador Dali

“If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough” – Mario Andretti

“The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.” – Katharine Whitehorn

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George Burns