A Monday Vignette

I’m feeling a little out of sorts today…a little crazy, a little nerdy, quite a bit sleepy. In fact, I’m probably all seven of Snow White’s dwarfs smushed up into one blond maniac. So today’s post is going to reflect the insanity of my daily life. And my ADD problem.

Today on the way to school, Lucy picked another favorite song. She thought it was jingle bells, but it was really this. Again, my daughter is so much cooler than me, it’s ridiculous. I should send her to all of my Christmas parties as my liason. They’d like her better anyway.

It’s only 11 a.m. and I’ve already had three meetings today that made me want to bang my head against a wall. Slowly.

On Saturday, the guy and I attended this Christmas party that was “The Newlywed Game” themed. Yes, I attended a themed party. And I played along quite nicely, I must say. Trent was very impressed that I didn’t smack the hostmaster guy upside the head. The best part of the evening, BY FAR, was when they interviewed our friends Heath and Mikayla, and somehow Mikayla morphed into a version of me. That girl was on fire! A sarcasm sandwich! It was great to watch. Especially when she called the announcer old and told him that he wasn’t invited to their wedding. I love it when the nice girls get bitchy! Makes me feel so much better about my own grinch-ness.

Is it Christmas yet? Because I miss these people!

Do you have Photoshop, but don’t want to pay for actions to make your pictures pop (check out that alliteration AND rhyming skills, yeah)? Then go here, right now, for a GREAT set FREE of actions that I wiggity-wuv. You won’t regreat it. At least, not as much as I regret saying wiggity-wuv.

I’m in the midst of a heartfelt review of the Twilight movie, but I think it should be saved for Nerd Herd Thursday. So here is this to tide you over. You’re welcome.

Speaking of Twilight, have I mentioned how much I’m in love with Paramore right now. I love them. Hayley Williams is totally the girl in my high school that I wanted to be, but could never get the guts up to talk to. I spent most of Friday night drinking wine, folding laundry and head banging/dancing/lip synching to Paramore’s RIOT! album, and I swear to God, I woke up with massive neck pain the next day. The headbanging was out. of. control.

Dear Hayley Williams,

Please be my friend. I am cooler than I appear at first glance. And also, I want your hair. And could you be any cuter when you interview Rob Pattison from Twilight? I don’t think so. It’s an impossibility.

Your loyal stalker fan,
Megan

The end. Happy Monday!