Dear Ikea,
Hello, Ikea. Have you missed me? I miss you greatly. I miss your very high ceilings and your play area for kids. I miss your extremely low prices. I miss this bedding. And this chair. And these plates. And all this stuff that would be perfect in Lucy’s room. I wish you would move closer. Then I could throw a dinner party for under $200. Which would be nice, as I am very poor. Have I mentioned that, Ikea? Maybe it would be some sort of tax deduction if you moved here. You should check that out.
Your loyal admirer,
Megan
P.S. If you refuse to move here, the least you could do is beef up your online store. Unless you want me to live with my husband’s shitty dresser he’s had since sixth grade and my bed on blocks until I’m 30. Which is just plain mean.
P.P.S You’re coming to West Chester, Ohio and not here!!!!??? Damn you, Ikea. Daaaaammmnnn yooooouuuu!
Holy shit! A set of dinnerware – serving 18 people – for $20? I knew they had low prices, but this is incredible!
Speaking of awesome stores (though not so gloriously cheap), they’re putting a West Elm in over by Crate and Barrel. 🙂
Soooo sad. I dearly love our Ikea – want me to buy some stuff and have it shipped?
I’m planning a trip to the Dallas one over spring break wanna go? Ben isn’t thrilled in the least with this plan and I’m not sure how we are getting everything back but whatever I’m still doing it.
P.S. I think it’s creepy how similar our lives/ we are.