Overheard at the Optometrist
Middle-Aged Woman: Hi, it’s me again! I’m baaaack! I know, you didn’t expect to see me again so soon did you? But here I am!
Glasses Fitter Person: Hello, um, again (?), how can I help you.
MAW: I just looooved the glasses I got last time, but I really think I need something red. More like an accessory actually. The blue ones are great, but I have a red bag I just loooove and I need a pair of glasses to match.
GFP: OK, let me see what I have.
MAW: Oh, and I just had platic surgery.
GFP: Um, OK.
MAW: I’m not a victim of domestic violence or anything (laughs, loudly), just had my eyes done again. You know how it is.
GFP: Here are a pair.
MAW: Are these the Calvins? No, no, I said ACCESSORY. As in Prada. Red. Thanks, daaaarling.
(I puke over in the corner. End scene.)
I think that reminds me of someone… My mother-in-law?
Where were you? That is hillarious!