What’s grosser than a three day old hamburger for lunch?
I’m not sure. Right now, my lunch of the three-day-old hamburger seems to be extremely gross. But it’s possible there is something grosser.
Like roadkill. Or the smell of old people. Or a toilet that stays clogged all day long.
But right now, it’s definitely the three-day-old burger. My cubemates agree. I can tell because I can hear them retching from the smell.
Wow, I love working again.
Omigod. Do not eat that. I’m so grossed out right now.
The thought is bringing my morning sickness back…
I would eat it.