Strange Spam

I’ve started to get a ton of spam in my inbox due to the higher traffic of this site. The titles are weird enough (john’s appendix, happy erection, new stove finger, just a few of my faves), but now even the body of the emails are getting strange. I used to get mostly stock tips, but today I got this:

The guy who was supposed to buy the tickets turned up late and came up
with a lame excuse and our money back, but no tickets of course.
IBM assumes no responsibility regarding the accuracy of the information
that is provided by IBM and use of such information is at the
recipient’s own risk. Weeks of turkey sandwiches reheated turkey and
stuffing.
It is simple to make and has a stunning flavor.
Highlights include a cocktail evening where participants get to meet the
famous chefs and discuss the food with them.
Apples, raisins, pecans and orange zest add a tangy fruit flavor to the
Capirotada and the warmth of anise, cloves and cinnamon bring out spicy
Christmas flavors.