What’s in a name

To quote a buddy from work, “If men knew what a pain in the ass it is to change your name, then maybe they wouldn’t ask why it’s such a big fucking deal to us women.”

Exafuckingactly!!!!

Changing my name was a HUGE decision, a decision that was finally made when I realized the only people in my family that I really admire and are big parts of my life do not have the same last name as me. And I guess Megan Peters doesn’t sound that bad. If I was all in a huff about changing my name in the first place, then maybe I would have stood my ground more, but I really didn’t give to much of a crap. Except that I knew changing it would be the biggest pain in the ass of all time!

Did I mention how much I hate government workers? I hope I don’t get arrested by the FBI now. Hey FBI, I just mean postal workers and secretaries and people at the social security office, OK?! I just love politicians though. Please do not shoot me. Or throw me in prison for a few years with no cause. I do not think my baby would like a CIA secret prison. Not one bit.

Anyway, now I have two bank accounts in two different names, a driver’s license in the current-but-soon-to-be-wrong name, a passport in the wrong name, and I have to change all of my bills. I’m starting to really enjoy the Hits of the 1970s they play when I’m on hold with all of these giant corporations. Jesus, spring for the 1980s set people!

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  1. The Mara
    The Mara says:

    Disappointing loss tonight, but we are a young team and will fight back. What happened to Spooters? I always thought that was a hit, or maybe Treagan, Abbie rules 🙂

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