Just to clarify

I know my most loyal readers are waiting for a 3 page novella on this weekend’s Floating Bonanza, but you will have to wait. Work calls, and unfortunately, it’s calling rather loudly and frantically.

But I would like to add a little note for some of my newest readers, those who work with my very own Bearded Wonder. This site is supposed to be a satirical, exaggerated tale of my life. There are numerous things that I wish I could write about (the mama stories come to mind), but out of respect for my family, and fear for my life, I don’t write them. So when you see things I’m writing, whether it be about frequent use of alcohol and/or my underground life as a spy for the Russian Mafia, please take it with a grain of salt.

I never meant this site to be a place where co-workers can bone up on negative info about me or anyone in my life. That’s why I don’t broadcast my site to anyone who I think wouldn’t appreciate the humor. I will make fun of anything and everyone, you’ve been warned.