Such a Tease

Me: I bet you can’t do one day without teasing me about my clumsiness.
Him: {laughs, shakes head}
Me: You know what, I bet you can’t go one day without making fun of me at all. And that includes my penchant for spilling things, my love of anything supernatural (including werewolves, vampires and aliens), the noise I make when I wake up in the morning that sounds like a dying dinosaur or my current state of giant bellydom!
Him: {silence}
Me: See? It’s impossible.