A Tasty Treat

For those of you who are still not watching, Glee, I give you a preview of tonight’s episode.

Gah! Finn’s spastic dancing and Kurt’s lady-fabulousity and Artie’s popping wheelchair wheelies and Random Football Player #2’s breakdancing! If I could, I’d marry this show. Unfortunately it’s not legal to marry television shows in this country, but just you wait, Congress! I will prevail! Equality for all!

I guess until then, I’ll have to be content with making out with my television when no one is looking.

What?! What did I say?

For the love of all things good and holy WATCH. THIS. SHOW. 9/8 Central on Fox. Please.

Because if this gets cancelled or something because not enough viewers are into a musical dark comedy that routinely does songs by Bon Jovi or Journey (or Rhianna or Beyonce or Queen), then I will lose my shit. Totally.