LMAO and Other Acronyms I’m Too Old To Figure Out

I’m bored and can’t think of anything funny to say. This week has drained me and I need a drink. So, as long as I’ve already pissed off 43 percent of my readers in the past few days, I might as well keep going!

BEWARE: Liberal Media Ahead!

Or…maybe the Emmy winning Saturday Night Live. Which apparently is easily confused as “media.” If only they would bring back In Living Color, then Fox could have a sketch comedy show too! Although I can’t imagine Keenan Ivory Wayans (or his 17 sibilings) doing Obama jokes. And I can’t imagine the conservative base would agree with Men on Film (gays and blacks and Hollywood, oh my!).

I want you to direct your emails disapproving of this sketch to NBC. I had nothing to do with it.

A few favorite lines (for those of you who never click on videos):

“I come to you tonight in the midst of a very important election between two very qualified candidates…the hot lady and the Tiger Woods guy.”

“Four months ago I declared the Oval Office a bummer-free zone.”

“And yes I did have three Zanax and a Silver Bullet a few minutes ago. I’m out of here in a few months, so screw it!”

“Where’s McRage?”

“George Bush always finds his man…save for one huge exception.”

“My God you are folksy!”

“For a while I was trying to be folksy, but after a bit it just came off douchey.”

“A vote for John McCain is a vote for George W. Bush. [To McCain] You’re welcome.”

I will miss G-Dubs if only because of the lack of Will Ferrell skits depicting him. HILARIOUS!!!

And also, this.

And this, about taking our daughters to the polls.