Signs You’ve Spent Too Much Time With Family

When your family member, complaining about how he has a BB gun because he can’t get a real gun as he has an assault charge on his record, starts talking about how he’s just like Rodney King. You reply with some snarky comment about, yes, he IS like Rodney King. Just like him. Except that he’s white, from the middle of Kansas, lives in his mommy’s basement and was being arrested for the third time when the assault “incident” occured. He then retorts with, “Oh, I get it. You’re liberal on everything except police brutality, Megan.”

Then your brain explodes out your ears.